Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,660 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/420 points)
Your First Death. Lol!
Collide with a Wall or the Drill Bee
Play for the First Time
Don't Throw Da Bombs!
Kill a Drill Bee with the invincible Power-Up
Collect 10 Power-Ups in One Game
Earn 10,000 Points
Survive for 2 Minutes!
Earn 30,000 Points!
Survive for 4 Minutes!
Survive for 6 Minutes!
Earn 50,00 Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/160 points)
find and kill a miniboss
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Complete The Tutorial
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 4/32 (20/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 1/30 (25/445 points)
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
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